If losing half of the greatest song writing team of all time Nick “Solid as a Rock†Ashford wasn’t enough last night. Apparently after hearing rumors of mega super stars Will Smith and Jada Pinkett’s recent separation God could take no more; and as a result the old mighty smiter sent a 5.9 earthquake through the East coast (Old Testament style) as just a mere warning of what else was to come. I guess God said, “Shit… to hell with shaking my hair back and forth… Dammit I shook the planet!â€
Now I knew the two close and personal friends of Oprah had enormous star power, but who knew they had the power to potentially cause of the end of the world? My grandma was so distraught over the news she literally called in tears. “If Will and Jada can’t keep it together…then what hope is there for the rest of us heathens?â€Â Believe it or not she was actually okay with the earth quake; but according to my aunt Gussie when the news broke about Will and Jada; she jumped clear out of the shower screaming and ran naked through the neighborhood.
For the sake of us all and the state of this world as we know it, let’s all pray that the two stars decide to stay together forever. This was in deed a close call but we’re not totally in the clear just yet. If God got this worked up over merely hearing a rumor of their separation. If the two one day ever really did decide to throw in the towel; my fear is that God might just say f*ck it and finally just go ahead and really “Releases the Cracken!†on us all.
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Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg this is the funniest article ever!!
Brett I should’ve knew you’d be the first to put the 2 together. Lmao!!!!!!!! Your poor grandma.
Wow! I have tears thanks to you Brett. Thanks for the laugh.
Man yo ass is a mess! God gone smite you old testament style.
Brett, you really think that’s what cause it? I was thinking as hard as the DOW been droping, that could have cause some eartly reactions, you think? You’re funny dude…
I have to go old school on this one: ROTFLMBAO….Timely and funny dude….You rock!
Charles: Thanks man! You Rock
Sabbir: Lmao!!!I am most certain it’s ALL related
Paul: Thanks for checking me out.
Wow Brett! You are somethin’ else! LOL!
Lisa: I got this straight from the news. Thanks
BOY!!!!!! lol
LMBO!!! as always Brett you got issues LOL!!