Welcome to My Comedy Blog

Hi my name is Brett, and I live in New York City.  With the exception of that time I spent in a Mexican prison for male prostitution, I’m pretty much just an average guy.  The Mexican prison thing was really just a big miss understanding.  While visiting Tijuana, out of sheer curiosity I decided to ask these guys what the local rate was, say if a fella should want to receive a little  fellatio from a “working girl”.  Since my Spanish was so horrible, they actually thought I was male escort trying to negotiate a group rate, and then the whole thing just got blown completely out of proportion.

I’m originally from a small town called Grand Rapids Michigan, home of the Keebler Elf and the 80s sensation The Debarges.  After graduating with honors from a very “prestigious” online university where I majored in neuro surgery and minored in lesbian studies, I eventually set out to the big city in order to make a big name for myself.  Unable to find a job in my chosen fields, I somehow found myself working for a small midtown company selling copiers.  Trust me, it’s even more glamorous then it sounds.

For some strange reason all my life the craziest things always seem to happen either to or around me.  So finally with not much else to do with my time, I decided to write about it.  I’m definitely not on track to win a Nobel Peace Prize with this blog…however, if you ever just want a good quick chuckle in the middle of your day, this most certainly is the blog for you.

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