Archive for the ‘Random Thoughts’ Category

Rumors of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett’s Recent Seperation Causes Major East Coast Earthquake

If losing half of the greatest song writing team of all time Nick “Solid as a Rock” Ashford wasn’t enough last night.  Apparently after hearing rumors of mega super stars Will Smith and Jada Pinkett’s recent separation God could take no more; and as a result the

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Hotter than July: Are Wigs the New Religion?

Okay… so perhaps deciding to attend last week’s African Street Festival combined with my deathly fear of being around groups of six Black people or more wasn’t such a great idea after all.  For all sense and purpose, going into it I was somewhat optimistic that I

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Is Your Baby Freaking People Out in Public?

As I sat down today at my favorite Starbucks attempting to bang out this week’s column, I couldn’t really focus on writing because I kept having the strangest sensation that I was somehow being watched. As I peeled my eyes up from the keyboard of my old

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Why Can’t Black People Just Shut the F*ck Up?

Why can’t we Black people just shut the f*ck up whenever we go to the movies?  This has to be hands down one of the 7 mysteries of the World.  Right up there with Stonehenge and who really built the Pyramids of Giza?  After a recent experience

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OBAMA… Kicking Ass and Taking Names!

Talk about being the HNIC.  Obama just managed to kill Donald Trump and Osama Bin Laden all in the same weekend.  Now if that’s not considered the old one two punch, I don’t know what is.  At this point I think Obama should change his 2012 campaign

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Are You Embarrassing Your Kids… “Up in the Club”?

As a Black man I must admit, there is absolutely nothing on this planet worse than going to a club and seeing a room full of 40 and 50 year olds doing “their version” of the dance moves they’ve seen their teen age kids do at home. 

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