Archive for the ‘The Comedy Series’ Category

Raccoon Attacks Black Man in Brooklyn

Raccoon Attacks Black Man in Brooklyn

Perhaps my therapist does have a point when she says I suffer from a severe case of narcissism, because after this morning I’m now more convinced than ever that God is purposely f*cking with me just for his own entertainment.  What other explanation could there be? Case

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Rumors of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett’s Recent Seperation Causes Major East Coast Earthquake

If losing half of the greatest song writing team of all time Nick “Solid as a Rock” Ashford wasn’t enough last night.  Apparently after hearing rumors of mega super stars Will Smith and Jada Pinkett’s recent separation God could take no more; and as a result the

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Roliing in the Deep: My Adventures in Anal Sex

Last Saturday night I finally hooked up with this girl that I had been after for the past nine months. Just when I was beginning to doubt if we’d ever get together; as luck would have it– and after weeks of back and forth messages on Facebook,

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COMING SOON: The New ‘Brett and the City’ Series!

Comedy sure is a tough job but dammit somebody has got to do it!!! You asked for it folks and now you got it.  I am beyond excited to announce that this summer, my amazing team and I have been hard at work developing the all new

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Sh*tting Shoes: Never Leave Home Without Em’

More than anything on this planet I absolutely hate taking a dump at work.  Here we are in god damn 2011, and the whole thing still just still seems medieval if you ask me.  The men’s room in our office only has one stall in it, so

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Serious Guys… I Swear I’m Not a Lesbian

Last Friday night after having a few too many cocktails in the city I decided to take the A train back to Brooklyn.  Even though the A is known for being somewhat notorious late at night, I figured “Hell..I’m a guy.  What’s the worst that can happen?” 

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When Wiping Your Ass Goes Wrong

Last Wednesday while walking home from work, I accidentally slipped on a patch of ice left over by the snow storm and fractured my right hand.  After five hours in the emergency room and another two of damning Bloomberg straight to hell, I was eventually sent home

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Why it Never Pays to Cheat

One day while riding the A, I met this extremely attractive woman and we decided to exchange numbers.  After a couple of weeks of talking on the phone, I realized that I was really beginning to like her.  Aside from the fact that for some reason she

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Date Raped by a Gimp: The True Story

One night while walking through the lower eastside of Manhattan, I stumbled on this little Latin club on Houston with a sign out front that read: “$3 Tequila Shots”.  I didn’t have anything else to do and so naturally I decided to go in.  I was the

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Oops…I Did it Again! The Day I Pissed Myself at Work

Friday was my buddy Dave’s birthday, and so to celebrate we met during lunch hour at Benny’s Burritos in The Village.  Benny’s is known for one thing; there cheap margarita specials.  Although I normally never drink during lunch, at just $3 dollars a margarita I figured this

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