Perhaps my therapist does have a point when she says I suffer from a severe case of narcissism, because after this morning I’m now more convinced than ever that God is purposely f*cking with me just for his own entertainment. What other explanation could there be? Case
Read more →If losing half of the greatest song writing team of all time Nick “Solid as a Rock†Ashford wasn’t enough last night. Apparently after hearing rumors of mega super stars Will Smith and Jada Pinkett’s recent separation God could take no more; and as a result the
Read more →Last Saturday night I finally hooked up with this girl that I had been after for the past nine months. Just when I was beginning to doubt if we’d ever get together; as luck would have it– and after weeks of back and forth messages on Facebook,
Read more →Comedy sure is a tough job but dammit somebody has got to do it!!! You asked for it folks and now you got it. I am beyond excited to announce that this summer, my amazing team and I have been hard at work developing the all new
Read more →More than anything on this planet I absolutely hate taking a dump at work. Here we are in god damn 2011, and the whole thing still just still seems medieval if you ask me. The men’s room in our office only has one stall in it, so
Read more →Last Friday night after having a few too many cocktails in the city I decided to take the A train back to Brooklyn. Even though the A is known for being somewhat notorious late at night, I figured “Hell..I’m a guy. What’s the worst that can happen?”Â
Read more →Last Wednesday while walking home from work, I accidentally slipped on a patch of ice left over by the snow storm and fractured my right hand. After five hours in the emergency room and another two of damning Bloomberg straight to hell, I was eventually sent home
Read more →One day while riding the A, I met this extremely attractive woman and we decided to exchange numbers. After a couple of weeks of talking on the phone, I realized that I was really beginning to like her. Aside from the fact that for some reason she
Read more →One night while walking through the lower eastside of Manhattan, I stumbled on this little Latin club on Houston with a sign out front that read: “$3 Tequila Shotsâ€. I didn’t have anything else to do and so naturally I decided to go in. I was the
Read more →Friday was my buddy Dave’s birthday, and so to celebrate we met during lunch hour at Benny’s Burritos in The Village. Benny’s is known for one thing; there cheap margarita specials. Although I normally never drink during lunch, at just $3 dollars a margarita I figured this
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